cheesy na kung cheesy, eh panu, mahal kita eh :D

GIRL: What's more important, your life or me?

BOY: Before I answer that, I have a question for you too.

GIRL: What is it?

BOY: Is there a difference between my life and you?

:D

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A cute conversation:

Girl: I like you.
Boy: I don't.
G: I care for you.
B: I don't.
G: I love you.
B: I don't.
G: I'm not kidding!
B: I am.. :)

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Fact in texting:

Kahit unli ka pa at marami kang katext,

tatamarin ka pa rin..

Kung di nagtetext ang taong gusto mong katext. :)

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Sa MCDO:

GUY: Miss, isang sundae hot fudge.
GIRL: P25 po sir.

[nag-abot ng P100]

GIRL: Sir, may P5 po kayo?
GUY: Miss, alam mo, para kang ex-gf ko. Binigay ko nah nga lahat ng meron ako, kulang pa din.

[na-gets ng girl ang sinabi ng guy]

GIRL: Sir, kaya lang naman po ako humihingi ng konti ay para masuklian ko po kayo nang buong-buo.